‽Bloodsport for allâ€Â, said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun
And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum
‽Stand up and begâ€Â, said Sergeant Kirby
‽Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the reveille
Abuse the bugle boy of company Bâ€Â
‽Suffer in silenceâ€Â, said Brigadier General Holmes
‽Or change your name to Smith or Jones
Learn to live with all the death threat notes
The big bananas and the racist jokesâ€Â
‽Stand up and begâ€Â, said Sergeant Kirby
‽lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the reveille
Abuse the bugle boy of company Bâ€Â
And the coldest stream guards
Of them all
Sang â€~God Save The Queen'
And â€~Bloodsport For All'
While were on the subject
I've been called a spade
Single filed in public
With my privates on parade
I hope my feet go flat
Before I hang myself
Because I can't take this crap
I'm going A.W.O.L.
And the coldest stream guards
Of them all
Sang â€~God Save The Queen'
And â€~Bloodsport For All'