Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Girls Can Keep A Secret lyrics

Girls can keep a secret
Can't they
And they didn't know
For almost thirty weeks

Before she started to show
She'd always seem to grow so fast
And all they ever had to do
Was ask

Boys can be such stupid bastards
For a superior race
Mistaking all her tears for laughter
I rest my case

Maybe they were going steady
But the baby
She just wasn't ready
For this world

This world can be cruel sometimes
For the easily led, don't let yourself
Be fooled by sunshine

And what the Bible says

I'm not saying the Bible lies
It's just that some things
Don't apply to this world

And all this comes to pass
When a child is born at last
Into the world at The Hotel Fleapit
How could this girl keep her secret

The prosecution and defense
Stepped down and approached the bench
As she lay the body on the table
She wasn't ready fit or able for this world

And all this comes to pass
When a child is born at last
In this world