Seven thirty five, I came to life
And threw my pants on
And I searched for shoes
To fit the groove
To get my dance on to
Take a ride into town
Down on main street where
A friend of mine was
Playing live, down at RBC's
But girlfriend is takin' so long
Hoggin' the bathroom, the phone
Then she had the nerve
To say the words that
I should click and go
And don't change the mood
With attitude
And I said
"You should talk"
Right then, I knew I blew it
Right then, I stepped into it
I knew that I would need
A drink to get through it
She just turned
Around and smiled
And then she hit me
And then she hit me
We walked in
At half past ten
And the place
Was packed
Saw some friends
I tried to smile
But my face
Was jacked
Cut the casualties
And made a bee line for the bar
Surprised I made it
'Cause the leash it only goes so far
Long Islands in my system
I felt like Sonny Liston
By the second round
I was going to town
And she was in her coat
I said, "I will find
A ride tonight
But baby you can go"
Right then, I knew I blew it
Right then, I stepped into it
Took another drink
And must have said, "Screw it"
'Cause she just turned
Around and smiled
And then she hit me
And then she hit me
I know, I drive her crazy
I bring out her best and worst
It's not her fault she loves me
But it's all my fault when she gets hurt
Right then, I knew she lost it
She drew the line and I crossed it
I was drinking like
It's water from a faucet
And I just turned
Around and smiled
And then she hit me
And then she hit me
And then she hit me