Blimp Rock Lake Ontario Lifeguards lyrics

You can hear them at half past three, a noise ever so faintly
Traveling across Toronto's Harbourfront until the horizon see's the first hint of sun
They are people of safety: or so you tend to think
When you frequent the beach, they ensure, that you don't sink

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They are Lake Ontario Lifeguards
And they own the key's the mystery water cards
Could it be the answer?
To what goes on in the middle?
What goes on in the middle?
What goes on in the middle of Lake Ontario on a Tuesday night?


There are rumours as to what they do, from informants via the Sea-doo
Cocktail parties, video dancing, dominoes, the ultimate lifeguard party boat
There's a race track on the deck, or so that's what I've been told
But betting on horses is only half the fun when you're boat is bound to Buffalo

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Lake Ontario Lifeguards
(The answer?)
And they own the keys to secret water cars