Bo Burnham #Deep lyrics

This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together
Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm hashtag deep

[Newer version]
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?
Me neither. Me neither!
Have you ever wrote
A song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?

Duh
Hold on.

[Older version]
Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!
Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape?
Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks

The people in my life are like blades of grass.
How?
'Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch, why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shell
You don't know
How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag deep