Bowling for Soup Valentino Lyrics Bowling For Soup lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, ‽Would you please be mine?”
I send her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened them up and said
‽You're trying to make me fat now”

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah
She opened the doors and said, ‽Oh bother this is red”
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened 'em up and said
‽I can't believe you're so stupid now”

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah

I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch TV and play basketball, play basketball
Play basketball, play basketball

And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Just want her to look at me
I just want her to talk to me, yeah

I won't ever make her wash my car, no
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there