Bad Ronald Bad Idea lyrics

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

Candy caught my eye when she walked by lookin' like a freak
I leaned over, kissed her on the cheek
I was being careful not to move too fast
But she smiled when I gave her a backstage pass

A real star fucker, she put me to the test
I noticed Doug Ray tattooed on her breast
I thought I was blessed to meet this treat
Candy had a place right down the street

It didn't take long to achieve my goal
And I lost control of mind, body and soul

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

Let me tell you how I got my pumaz stolen
It was a summer day and the sky was golden
I was having a slice down on university
In comes a cutie about 5 foot 3

I caught her checking me out so I flashed a smile
Introduced myself 'cause that's my style

She said "Yeah, I know you, I love your CD
I know all your rhymes, you're my favorite MC"
Quick to the point, no time at all
Snuck on in to her residence hall

In ten minutes flat we were both butt naked
She was screaming and yelling, yo, I just couldn't take it
Her roommate got pissed while we fucked in her bed
Bitch stole my pumaz while I was getting head

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do

It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

I can't believe I'm never ever gonna see you again
You were more than a lover, you were also a friend
The things I learned in just one night
When I say goodbye, it'll be alright, alright, alright

Now people let me tell you 'bout this girl Suzanne
Met her at the bar and I was like god damn
She didn't have the man, no drink in her hand
Bought her a shot and took her back to the van

Tall, slim and tan, a White Owl fan
Asked if I would take part in some perverted plan?
Dropped her skirt, she had another head
I lost my pride in that groupie's bed

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea but I had to follow through
She had no idea what I wanted to do
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway
It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway

It was a bad idea
But I had to hit it anyway