Brian Burns Bicycling In A Border Town lyrics

WELL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT MY BODY WAS SHOT
I WAS DRINKIN MY LIVER RIGHT OFF INTO A KNOT
HE SAID NOW BOY, IM TELLIN YOU STRAIGHT
GET A LITTLE EXERCISE, LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT
HEY IM NOT A GUY, WHO WONT TAKE A CHANCE
IM A REAL GOOD FLYER BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
SO I DITCHED MY BUICK, BESIDE THE ROAD
AND PEDDLED ON OFF INTO MEXICO

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BUT WHEN YOU GO BICYCLIN IN A BORDER TOWN
DONT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR BICYCLE DOWN
DONT DRINK THE WATER, DONT EAT THE FOOD
TELL THE SENORITAS, YOU AINT IN THE MOOD

YOU AINT IN THE MOOD

IVE GOT A FRIEND NAMED BUFFALO BILL
HIS WIFE WONT DO IT, BUT HIS BUFFALO WILL
HE SO GOOD AT TEMPTIN THE HAND OF FATE

HE SAID I LOVE MANKIND MAN, ITS PEOPLE I HATE

WELL HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT, YOU CANT CHEAT DEATH
NOW HE'S EATIN ORGANIC, MAN HE'S WATCHIN HIS HEALTH
HE USE TO RISE THE PRARIE ON A COLD BLACK STEED
NOW HE CRUISES ACUNA ON HIS NEW TEN SPEED

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INSTRUMENTAL

WELL YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, LISTEN TO THE PRIEST
YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN WHILE HE'S CARVIN THE BEAST
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
YOURE STILL GONNA HAVE THE DEVIL TO PAY

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