Buffy I've Got a Theory lyrics

(Giles) I've got a theory, that it's a demon,
A dancing demon. No, something isn't right there.
(Willow) I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
(Xander) I've got a theory we should work this out.
(All except Buffy) It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

(Xander) It could be witches, some evil witches.
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were
persecuted wicked good and loved the earth and women power
and I'll be over here.

(Anya) I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...
all pause [crickets chirping]

(Tara) I've got a theory
(Anya) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
...or maybe midgets.


(Willow) I've got a theory we should work this fast.
(Willow & Giles) Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

(Buffy) I've got a theory - it doesn't matter.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse? We've all been there.
The same old trips. Why should we care?

(All except Giles) What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute.
(add Giles) We have to try. We'll pay the price.
It's do or die.
(Buffy) Hey, I've died twice!

(all) What can't we face if we're together? (Giles) - What can't we face?
What's in this place that we can't weather? (Giles) - If we're together.
There's nothing we can't face.
(Anya) Except for bunnies.