D12 Purple Pills lyrics

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin' but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeve

I can't describe the vibe I get when I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit ah shit I started a mosh pit squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce, I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town

Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn, hey Von

You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid 'cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone it's probably numb

Dumb, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on

So, stop acting stupid you
So high that you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green big pills, mescaline
(That's ill)

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin' but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen 80 of us shady brothers ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some-, something, something, something


Something, something, something, something
Pop pills pills I pop pop two pills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away like a Rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray look for coke to smoke
I overdose When I pack up my nose with coke

I must have broke the choke had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby born by [unverified] lady now I gotta straight born infant
(You're crazy!)
I pop four E's at one time and I don't need water

When I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack? I can't get jobs
'Cuz our arms show tracks why the hell you niggas think I rap?

I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, show rooms, down the Valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin' but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I'm at rave looking like a slave High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp

So ladies wanna try blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill drugs kill bitch I'm for real
(Yeah, right)
Shut your mouth you dirty shit
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nutt

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin' but nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills