Diana Ross If A Girl Isn't Pretty lyrics

If a girl isn't pretty, really pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City

If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Any nose with deviation is a crime against the nation
Throw her into jail or maybe drown the cat

She must shine in every detail like a ring you buy in retail
With a mounting that can knock the public flat
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
There's just nothing more to say that's that
(That's that)

If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy that spends a quarter for a seat just feels he ought-a
See a figure that his wife can't substitute


Men with faces that can cause ya to have a temporary nausea
Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less
When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils
Well, to me that doesn't spell success
(No, no, no, no, no, no, if a girl isn't pretty, if a girl isn't pretty)

If a girl ain't perfection, she can take a pop election
Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut'
Never mind the girl's equipment if it ain't the right assortment
Even though she loves her mother and she's nice to her brother
If her hair ain't too bright curly, better go to China, girlie
Or to hell on a fast express

If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
That oblivion is hard, a drag
(That's right)