Dirt Nasty Animal Lover lyrics

I'm an animal lover
My dog knows
Every single night I fuck her asshole
While the cat just stares
And video tapes it underneath the chair

And my bird is fucked
'Cause he's locked in the cage and he peaks at my nuts
Snakes got weird pussys
It's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy

I gave a roofie to a monkey
She got bananas in the cuzzi
Have you ever fucked a falcon?
After you cum they fly to a mountain

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

I can't hang at the zoo
Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo
I got an ostrich with awkward tits
That sucks my cock in the office bitch

Hey yo, who that dude over there
Butt nude with his tube in a polar bear?
That's me dirt nasty
Sheep in the mirror dick in the butt cheeks

Gorillas in the mist, no
When I come to the Congo, grab your dildos
The great outdoors
Mother nature what a fucking whore


I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

The best part about fucking a horse
Is after he rides you to the forest
Penguin pussy cold as fuck
And I hold the bill while I bone the duck

Meet me at Kinko's by the copy machine
With my dick in a pink flamingo
Candle light dinner with a goose
Whisper in her ear, "Is your butthole loose?"

She said "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack"
I smacked her, I'm an Oakland cracker
I fell in love with a fatass cow
Now were getting married down south

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good