MR. JONES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOOR
STEPPING IN TO STEP OUT,
HE'S IN TOWN HE DOESN'T MAKE A SOUND
WHAT'S THIS, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT
OH, I FIGURED IT OUT BUT I'M A LITTLE UNSURE
I CAN'T SLEEP HERE TONIGHT
WON'T ASK, DO I REALLY WANNA KNOW
WHAT JONES WAS DOING LAST NIGHT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLACK SUITCASE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DARK STAIRCASE
WHERE HE'S HIDING AND ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG
WHERE'D HE GO?
THERE'S HE GOES
MR. JONES SUDDENLY GONE
FINE DINE BETTER WINE THEN THE REST
HE'S GOT LOOKS TO KILL
IN TOUCH, BUT NEVER TOO MUCH
OH NO ALONE LEFT WITH THE BILL
BLACK HAT CADILLAC LOTS OF CASH
LOTS AT STAKE
QUICK WITS GOT A ROOM AT THE RITZ
CAN'T JUDGE A MAN BY WHAT HE MAKES
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLACK SUITCASE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DARK STAIRCASE
WHERE HE'S HIDING AND ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG
WHERE'D HE GO?
THERE'S HE GOES
MR. JONES SUDDENLY GONE
YOU WANNA DO YOU WANNA
PIRANHA PIRANHA
YOU WANNA DO YOU WANNA
PIRANHA PIRANHA
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