Burrows Band Montreal Textually Active lyrics

We're never alone it's like you're dating your phone
how can I compete with your ringtone
I know how it seems like I'm jealous and mean,
but you don't look at me the way you look at that touch screen.

It's safe to say that you're textually active,
but lately you've been sexually passive, I know what I say might not be interesting, but what ever happened to some common courtesy?

Whoa technology, just turn the damn thing off so you can talk to me!
You know it bothers me how it moves like magic at a powerful speed
woah technology did you have to complicate everything
thought that technology was supposed to make my life easy!

is there an "app" for this that we can apply?
Can you use google maps to find my eyes?
I guess I'll just go ask jeeves if there's anyway that he can help me, please!!

Because I'm wireless as you can see, in case of emergency I scream like a banshee, I have evolved way past 3G...oh shit, you just hung up on me!!


Whoa technology, just turn the damn thing off so you can talk to me!
You know it bothers me how it moves like magic at a powerful speed
woah technology did you have to complicate everything
thought that technology was supposed to make my life easy!

Come on boy, you gotta tap that app,
it's a jungle out there
we're going to the wild wild web and there's lions and tigers and bears!!
www.ohmygawdI'mscared.calmdown dot calm down

Whoa technology, just turn the damn thing off so you can talk to me!
You know it bothers me how it moves like magic at a powerful speed
woah technology did you have to complicate everything
thought that technology was supposed to make my life easy!