Darla Farmer Tommy Bones lyrics

I was a cheater and a liar
And i didn't get by
On my words alone
I knew how to talk to people
And get what I want
I'm a dog
So why don't you throw me a bone
But that was so long ago
It wont happen again

I got a hole in my pocket
Shotgun in my hand
And I'm chasing a fiend
I got a warm and fuzzy feeling
Deep inside of my brain
Oh I think you know what I mean
But that was so long ago

It doesn't happen anymore

Don't like the riches
Or the snoodies
I think they're all rude and you know
I don't care for fools
I was a smoker and a drinker
And a fantastic thinker
But I'd still take a piss in your
Gold plated kidney shaped pool
But you know
That wont happen anymore
Because I'm dead