Allan Sherman Harvey & Sheila lyrics

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, oh the day they met
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, no one will forget

Harvey's a CPA, he works for IBM
He went to MIT and got his PhD
Sheila's a girl, I know, at B.B.D. & O.
She works the PBX and makes out the checks

Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator, Sheila got in two floors later
Soon they both felt they were falling
Everyone heard Sheila calling, "Ring the bell"
But they fell, Harvey and Sheila, fell in love

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, chose a wedding ring
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, married in the spring

She shopped at A&P, he bought a used MG
They sat and watched TV on their RCA
Borrowed from HFC bought some AT&T
And on election day, worked for JFK


Then they went and got a Charge-A-Plate from R.H. Macy
Bought a layette, pink and lacey then they had twin baby girls
Both with dimples, both with curls
One named Bea, one named Kay, soon they joined the PTA

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, moved to West L.A.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, flew TWA

They bought a house one day, financed by FHA
It had a swimming pool, full of H2O
Traded their used MG for a new XKE
Switched to the GOP, that's the way things go

Oh, that Harvey, he was really smart he used his noodle
Sheila bought a white French poodle
Went to Europe with a visa
Harvey's rich, they say that he's a VIP
This could be only in the U.S.A.