Allan Sherman My Aunt Minnie lyrics

My aunt Minnie bought a mini skirt
A mini skirt, a mini skirt
She's too skinny for a mini skirt
Such a skinny creature
Shouldn't feature such a feature

But my old aunt Minnie
Bought a mini skirt
And all the fellas flirt
Everybody's wise
To my aunt Minnie's thighs
In her crazy mini skirt

She's thinking young
She's thinking young
She's thinking younger
Than the youngsters she's among

She's really cool, she's hip
A gas, a trip
She's the inspiration
For the Pepsi generation

And she popped up later
At a pop art show
A pop art show
A pop art show

What's she doin'
At a pop art show?
Trading her Utrillo
For a plastic box of Brillo

For a painting of a can of lentil soup

She traded her Van Gogh
Then she took all her pop
And traded it for op
At that crazy pop art show

She's thinking young
She's thinking young
She's thinking younger
Than the youngsters she's among

She's really cool, she's hip
A gas, a trip
She went to a happening
(And didn't know what's happening)

And then she go-goed at a discotheque
A discotheque, a discotheque
Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck
Poor old uncle Morris
Only lasted half a chorus

But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque
The kids picked up her check
Why they could hardly look
At how aunt Minnie shook

First they saw her do
Her wicked boogaloo
And then they saw her swing
Her shaky shing-a-ling
At that crazy discotheque