Evil Cowards Military Man lyrics

Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes "Ahh-ah! Ahh-ah!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Oh no! Oh no!"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,
Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,
Ahh! Ahh!

Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
He his a driver of a weapons van,
And he goes "Oh-oh! Oh-oh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on his hands,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,
Wahahahah! Waa-oh!


There's a Korean whore [?] in his Mai Tai,
He'd like to play a little game, and that's "do she live or do she die" [?]
Do she die [x5]
Ahh!

Military man plays a freedom jam,
And he say "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,
"Alright! Alright!"

He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If sees you reading the Quran
Military man