Electric Six A Variation of Elaine lyrics

Is she ready?
A variation of Elaine
The waiting's driving me insane
I like her skin but not her brain
S'how I like Elaine

Is it happy?
The variation of Shareese
She is a nephew and a niece
I signed the lease
but not Shareese
She's a fuckin' beast

I can't get my head round modern girls
What happened to the dresses and the pearls?
And I don't mind getting a little dirty!
But you gotta be kiddin me!

Is it ready?
A bigger version of Marie
I'd like to have some more for free
You're watching me insert my key
Inside Marie

Now who am I gonna put my coins into?
I haven't hit tonight

And baby I must be due
And I don't mind playin a little dirty
Maybe I've been lucky

Once in a while
They come with flaws
And so I brush up on many laws
My satisfaction should be guaranteed
I got a warranty
I send her back to the factory
She come back to me, in a couple of weeks
With a coupla drinks

Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck?
Is she a goose?

Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck?
Is she a goose?