Happy Hour
Is here at last
Time to indulge
In a liquid repast
Have the barkeep
pour me a drink
Cause tonight
I'm gonna forget how to think
Give me some more
(Dirty Pints)
Crash to the floor
(Whisky shots)
Oh, good God
(What is that?!)
I think I'm gonna be
My beer goggles
(Booze, booze, booze)
Are sewn on too tight
(Drink, drink, drink)
I can't see right
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!
This drunken haze
(Booze, booze, booze)
Is becoming a maze
(drink, drink, drink)
My eyes are glazed
(Vom, vom, vom)
Wasted! Wasted!
I'll tell you
When I had enough
I'll drink beer
From your Mum's muff
Yeah, I went there
I'll say it again
Have I ever told you
You're my best friend
Okay, I see
I've gone too far
Be a good time
To jump in the car
Where are my keys?
Where is my scotch?
Why is there vomit
all over my crotch?
