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Frank Zappa
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St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Yes indeed
Here we are
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
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