Fish Heart Of Lothian lyrics

Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys
Born with hearts of Lothian
Wide boys, wide boys
Born with hearts of Lothian

Wide boys, we were wide boys
Born with hearts of Lothian
These hearts of Lothian

It's six o'clock in the tower blocks
The stalagmites of culture shock
Culture shock

And the trippers of the light fantastic
Bow down, hoe-down
Spray their pheromones
On this perfume uniform

And anarchy smiles in the Royal Mile
And they're waiting on the sly boys,
Fly-boys, wide boys, rooting, tooting cowboys

Lucky little ladies at the watering holes

They'll score the Friday night goals
I was born with a heart of Lothian
With a heart of Lothian

And the man from the magazine
Wants another shot of you all curled up
'Cause you look like an actor in a movie shot
But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot

How did I get here anyway?
Do we really need a playback of the show?
'Cause the wide boys want to head
For the watering holes watering holes, water-holes

Let's go
And the man in the mirror had sad eyes