Have you ever met a lady
Screaming angst potential?
Have you ever dreamed of romance
No matter how experimental?
Have you ever felt an alien
Drifting back into your hometown?
Did you think you were buying safety
When you bought that piece of ground?
She said all the best freaks are here
She said all the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me
So I said all the best freaks are here
All the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me
Have you ever woke up
Sweating in the middle of the night?
You search the darkness
And you're scrambling for the light
Have you ever walked down the street
Heard footsteps following you?
Don't worry, my son
You've got the spook squad looking after you
He said all the best freaks are here
He said all the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me
So I said all the best freaks are here
All the best freaks are here,
Please stop staring at me, stop staring at me
Airport terminal, patiently waiting on the last call
You feel the eyes burn the back of your head
Sign the autograph, get out of the picture
Gonna have the last laugh
Feel the whispers as you head for the plane
Stop staring at me
Love and linen sheets seem so very far away
You save your pennies and you buy another day
But after all it's only hide and seek, just another game
There's so much fun to be had when you're living with a name
All the best freaks are here, all the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me, all the best freaks are here
All the best freaks are here, please stop staring at me
Oh, stop staring at me, oh, stop staring at me
They said all the best freaks are here
All the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me
All the best freaks are here
All the best freaks are here
Please stop staring at me