Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Don't be tempted by their money and booze
Nobody's gonna fill my shoes
When I get back, I won't even knock
'Cause the same ole keys fits the same ole locks
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Don't try to sell our little shack
Just keep it till I get back
Just keep everything in apple shape
If you feel too queasy, put on the brake
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Just meet 'em at the door with a 44
And tell 'em I'm right next door
If they ask you for a date, just show 'em they gate
And if they don't like it, tell them you're too late
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone
Hold everything, I'm a-comin' home
No matter how far I roam
When I return we're gonna be alone
You'll forget I've ever been gone
When I get back, you won't sleep
And you won't have much time to eat
Hold everything till I come home
No matter how long I'm gone