Caspar Babypants Dust Mite lyrics

the dust mite just might not bite
if you treat her right
the dust mite just might sleep tight
right through the night

a dust mite is the smallest pet
but I dont care its all I could get
I saw its eyes through a microscope
they were filled with tears they were filled with hope
I took her home and made her bed
but she would not lay down her tiny head
so I told her a tale of silly things
and she yawned and stretched and started to sing I said


take my dust mite to the beach
and parade her on her itsy leash
chattin with the owners of the dogs and cats
make sure they dont squish my dust mite flat
hey baby dust mite dont you fear
Ill love you for a million years
Ill love you till the end of time
now go to bed and stop that cryin