Caspar Babypants Im a Nut lyrics

Im an acorn small and round lying on the cold cold ground
everyone walks over me that is why Im cracked you see

Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut

called myself on the telephone just to hear my golden tone
asked me out for a little date picked me up at half past eight

put on special party pants then I asked myself to dance
I said no then I said yes by now I think you have guessed

took myself to see a show wanted candy but said no
held my hand and kissed my cheek made a date to go next week

asked myself to marry me had to take some time to think
I know that I am the best called myself and I said yes

rainy sunday feeling bleak lets play a game of hide and seek

searched in the barn searched in a pit found myself and said youre it

got a bike its built for two me and me knew what to do
I sat in front I sat in back got so tired we took a nap

gravity has a tiny flaw one of me on the see saw
lucky I am so crazy so both of me can see saw see

left hand right hand not enough this pianos just to tough
but I have four hands I can do it solo no Im a duet

Im an acorn brown and sweet lying in the middle of the street
all the cars run over me so I run back to the big oak tree

Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut
IM CRAAAAAZEEEEEE!!!!