Gilbert O'Sullivan Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day lyrics

I want to tell you, I might as well do
About a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita and you should see her
When she goes, ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

She's got a brother like any other
Who got his nose caught inside a gate
And when they freed him, it so relieved him
He just went, ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

You wouldn't think to look at me
That I was strong but underneath it all
I really am and just prove it why only the other day
I picked a needle up with one hand

Now up in Bradford a chap named Radford
While taking part in a local play
Was intercepted and then suspected of going
Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day-ay-ay-ay

Who's that lady I saw you with, it was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously like

Someone I have never seen before in my life
Do, do, do

It's not surprising when you come to think of it
Just what it is that makes people swear
You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing
And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where

Now if you love me, you're not above me
And if you don't well, what can I say
Except we'll see when you come to tea then
You can go, ooh-wakka-doo

Wakka-ooh
Wakka-doo
Wakka-ooh
Wakka-doo
Wakka-day