I'm not so bad, I just hate to see a good time had
By everyone but me on this lonely Christmas Eve
I hear them up and down
And up and down the street
They're making noise noise noise noise
How I hate their happy noise
There's only one thing I hate more come to think of it
And that's the people who keep making it
Feast feast feast feast
They'll have more than anyone could ever eat
Me, I'm stuck here with my cream of wheat
There's no one here to feast with me on this lonely Christmas Eve
Don't they know I'm up here all alone
In my cave up in the hills?
How I wish that this would go away
This dreadful holiday that they call Christmas day
When they're done with all their Christmas noise
And they've had their Christmas feast
Just when I think that I might finally
Get a moments peace they start to
Sing sing sing sing now I'll never get no sleep
I'm screaming out the window but it don't do no good
They sing and sing and sing
All through the neighborhood, sing sing sing
They take their little break and then
They do it all again
It's a lonely Christmas Eve
