Hank Williams, Jr. If The South Woulda Won lyrics

If the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for president
Of the southern states

The day Elvis passed away
Would be our national holiday
If the south woulda won
We woulda had it made

I'd make my supreme court down in Texas
And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free
If they were proven guilty
Then they would swing quickly

Instead of writin' books
And smilin' on TV
We'd all learn cajan cookin' in Louisiana
And I'd put that capital back in Alabama

We'd put Florida on the right track
'Cause we'd take Miami back
And throw all them
Pushers in the slammer

Oh, if the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
I'd probably run for president
Of the southern states

The day young Skynyrd died
We'd show our southern pride
If the south woulda won
We woulda had it made

Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
And all the horses
Raised in those Kentucky hills

The national treasury
Would be in Tupilo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank Williams picture
On one hundred dollar bill

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
And talk with that southern accent that drives men wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Clifton Clowers
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

Hey if the south woulda won
We'd a had it made
I'd probably run for president
Of the southern states

When Patsy Cline passed away
That would be our national holiday
If the south woulda won
We'd a had it made

Olay he, hee, hee
I said if the south woulda won
We woulda had it made
Might even be better off