He Is Legend Everyone I Know Has Fangs lyrics

Like a scene in science fiction
Where the creature will not die
I'll be using perfect diction
Even though I'm terrified

I see you smelling through me
Can you find a place to hide?
I think I might hear someone
Coming out of the corner of my eye

I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen them a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange?

I've been meaning to look behind your smile
I've seen it a half a million times
So how did I not notice that you had fangs?

I just had the strangest vision
The apartment was on fire
And you were standing in the kitchen
You were covered in cherry pie

Well, you know I see what's behind your back

Well, when you came to me, you were just so fat
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick

I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen them a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange?

I've been meaning to look behind your smile
I've seen it a half a million times
So, how did I not notice that you had fangs?

Now that I've boarded up my door
And I'm laying on the floor
Just trying to catch my breath
Would you just give me a minute?

No, I don't need no other friend
So I will not let you in
And if you don't go away
Then I'm jumping out the window