Irving Berlin Anything You Can Do lyrics

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am

No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat

Any note you can reach I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents

Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught?
Sure

That's what I thought
(You crook)

Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can
No, you can't, yes, you can

Anything you can wear I can wear better
In what you wear I'd look better than you
In my coat
In your vest

In my shoes
In your hat
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

Anything you can say I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No you can't
Yes, I can
No you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can!

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better

I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Neither can I

Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Oh, yes, I can

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't, can't, can't
Yes, I can, can, can, can
No, you can't
Yes, I can