Insane Clown Posse (ICP) Cemetery Girl lyrics

Tonight tonight, we gather the dead.
(Tonight tonight)
Tonight tonight, off with your head!

You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
My muckin' head blew up.

She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though.
So at the funeral it made me cry out, "Why'd you die?"
I cannot, I, I couldn't sleep with not a wink.
I only think about my lady, I miss my baby.
I need her by my side to hold me, to squeeze me.
I still have pictures but all they do is tease me.
I see my therapist, only tells me I'm in trouble.
I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel.

And while I'm thinking it's awfully dark and kinda funny.
Don't think too fast though, just dig, things could get bloody.
I watch my baby, I hit the top of baby's coffin.
I'm thinkin', "Well, she's better off inside if she died".
Nah, she needs me, I can tell, my baby wants me.
'Cause every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me.
I pry it open, the odor hits me, there she is.
I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a.

Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry.
A girl that passed away back in 1985.
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed.
A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead.

Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl.
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world.
Cemetery woman, we can still be down.
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown.(x2)

Fuck yeah motha fucka!
I don't want no stuck-up, sassy brassy bitch, y'know what I'm sayin'?
I want me a cold stanky bitch, so bring it on dead mama!

She's as ugly as always. My baby hasn't changed.
Except for the hole that's in her forehead. You can see her brains.
And for the list, our love is still forever true.
Her eyes have withered. Her skin has now a tint of blue.
My babe has dusty, and dirty, and wrinkled clothes.

And now I noticed, the maggots chewed off all her toes.
The Earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar.
Is that a bug up on her face? Oh, it's just a booger.

I lean her head back, to kiss her cracking lips.
And then her neck cracks, also does her hips.
I must be gentle, my baby girl's a little rusty,
A little dusty, but most of all a little musty.
I don't get smart, we lay together on the lawn.
We lay till dawn, i notice her left eye is gone.
We said goodbye, and everything turned out alright.
I'll see you here tomorrow night, because I need a

Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry,
A girl that passed away back in 1985.
A girl i plan to marry, a girl i plan to wed,
A girl that i can choke because my baby is already dead.

Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl,
Cemetery baby, i want you in my world.
Cemetery woman, we can still be down,
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown.(x2)

Check it out, BITCH! You ain't gettin' no stink stank!
Get yo' ass an stop on a dick you want wit' dat ~cough cough~
Them clammy graveyard bitches, they dowwnn wit' da clowwnn!

You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
You'll never guess what's up.
My muckin' head blew up.

Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry.
A girl that passed away back in 1985.
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed.
A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead.

Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl.
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world.
Cemetery woman, we can still be down.
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown. (x2)

Girl that make me happy.(x4)