Jay Sean Who Is Kamaljit? lyrics

End of me against myself

Ah Mrs Jhooti, I pleased to see
That you have given birth to a healthy baby boy
What are you goin' to call him?
Um, I think I'm goin' to call him Kamaljit
Ah Kamaljit, what a, what a lovely name

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
I'ma just tell you it how it is
I've been doin' this since I was a kid
So I'm given you all I gotta give

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
Ever since steppin' in the game
I know life will never be the same
But there's some things that will never change

Back in the day when I was just a little minor
Before my mother even spat me out of her vagina
I was swimmin' in my daddy's sack with a book in my hand
When I focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland

I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me, surprised me
Had to fight the powers like the islye
Memorized rhymes but kept losin' them all
So I scribbled them down on my mothers uterus wall

10 years went by and I went down in history
Like superman my composition was a mystery
I was true, and other kids were learnin' the alphabet
But I was revisin' schemes to make the cash I was out to get

Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win
My shit was dropped so hard that even pampers couldn't hold it in
Branded a genius by lyricist and scientist
Only six and I was lecturin' my alliances

Even Einstein came to knock upon my door
Was pissed off 'cause I had updated his formula
My E stood for excellence
And replaced the MC squared for MC jay Sean

Change and no one even dared, scared
'Cause I went on to steal his Nobel prize
For bein' the youngest motherfuckin' genius alive

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
I'ma just tell you it how it is
I've been doin' this since I was a kid
So I'm given you all I gotta give

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
Ever since stepping in the game
I know life will never be the same
But there's some things that will never change

I ain't a gangsta, I ain't a hoodrat, I ain't a thug
And I don't call girls pigeons so I ain't no scrub
I ain't talkin' about gats or 44's
And I don't do drive-bys or rob or break no laws

And I ain't perfect and ain't sayin' I got no flaws
Actually scratch that I'm lying yo' pause
I ain't a junkie so I never touched the crack
I ain't never took an E, it's true or ever smoked a sack


And I ain't rich so I don't drive a Lex or a Benz
Jeep or a Beamer, just an Escort, my friends
And I ain't from the hood
I even went to private school

So I ain't had to ever watch my back from 'round the walls
I ain't had it hard, never had a knife pulled on the streets
Never hustled on the street or lived a life as a G

I ain't stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash
And I ain't ever claimed that I was ever strapped with gats
And I ain't black, yo', you don't have to be black to rap
Just look at Eminem, triple platinum and that's a fact

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
I'ma just tell you it how it is
I've been doin' this since I was a kid
So I'm given you all I gotta give

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
Ever since steppin' in the game
I know life will never be the same
But there's some things that will never change

I ain't smokin' cigars, sippin' Moët all day
And I ain't dealin' with more bitches than the RSPCA
I ain't a Yankee, I'm Cokney like scuze me GZA
And I ain't chillin' with naked girls in a jacuzzi either

I ain't on don P, why give me a Bacardi Breezer?
Ain't got diamonds, just some ice in my freezer
I ain't got hydraulics on my ride, can't even come close
Last time I tried I mashed the clutch up and it damn broke

I ain't braggin' but I got skills when I rhyme
And I ain't blaggin' but you through if you be stealin' my rhymes
And I'm the first to admit that often I curse and spit
At you white MC's, how much worse can it get?

I'm not that famous that I can't pop to the shops
Just 'cause last year I performed on top of the pops
MTV Cribs, forget it, I got nothin' to boast
Truth is I'm still livin' at home with the folks

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
I'ma just tell you, it how it is
I've been doin' this since I was a kid
So I'm given you all I gotta give

Who the hell is Kamaljit?
Ever since steppin' in the game
I know life will never be the same
But there's some things that will never change

I ain't black, I swear he said his name
Was Jay Sean, you know?
Nah nah, in that me against myself
He said his name was gay porn and that

What? Nah, man, Jay Sean
Back in the day he used to be called MC Mikky
Jay doin' his rappin' thing
I don't know I think he's a bit confused and that, innit?