Jim Morris The Things You Do When You\'re Drinking lyrics

She's a beauty, but she's got rabies.
Hey Buddy, where'd you get your date?
I think you'd better get back to the zoo
Before it gets too late.
I'm sorry, Mr. Weightlifter Man;
I guess I have no defense.
It's just the things you do when you're drinking.
Oh, they seem to make so much sense.

I'm ready. Hey, let's get a tattoo.
I want a great big anchor on my chest.
Or maybe that heart that says I Love Mary.
Oh, I think I like that one the best.
I'm sorry, Linda.
I guess I have no defense.
It's just the things you do when you're drinking.
Oh, they seem to make so much sense.

BRIDGE:
Now we've been having ourselves one hell of a night.
We've been drinking since early this morning.
That tequila, rum, wine and beer all mixed up together
Sort of sneaks up without much warning.
And I know I really should go home;
Hell, It's quarter till three.
Do another shot of Wild Turkey?

Well now, that makes sense to me.

Hey baby, can I come over?
Yeah, I know it's four–thirty.
But hey, just think of it as a date for tonight,
And I'm stopping by just a little bit early, yeah.
I'm sorry Mr. Jones – I didn't catch your voice.
I guess I have no defense.
It's just the things that you do when you're drinking.
Oh, they seem to make so much sense.

BRIDGE:
Pull over! Walk a straight line!
Now what kind of game is this?
I wasn't weaving; I was trying to dodge an armadillo back there,
And I bet his armadillo family is sure glad I missed.
Well, I'm sorry Mr. Ociffer Man;
I guess I have no defense.
It's just the things that you do when you're drinking.
Oh, they seem to make so much sense.
Yeah, it's just the things that you do when you're drinking, oh.
They seem to make so much sense.