Jim White If Jesus Drove a Motor Home lyrics

If Jesus drove a motor home
I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal or real slow?
Checking out the stereo

Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes
Tricked up Winnebago with the tie-dye drapes
If Jesus drove a motor home

If Jesus drove a motor home and he come to your town
Would you try to talk to him?
Would you follow him around?

Honking horns at the drive through double-parking at the mall
Midnight at the Waffle House
Jesus eating eggs with ya'll

If Jesus drove a motor home, Buddha on a motorcycle

Mohammad in a train, here come Jesus in the passing lane
But everybody smile

'Cause everybody's grooving
Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving
With a bona fide motorized savior

Now if we all drove motor homes
Well maybe in the end with no country to die for
We could just be friends, one world as our highway

Ain't no yours or my way
We'd be cool wherever we roam
If Jesus drove a motor home