Jimmy Buffett Math Sucks lyrics

If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of 3rd dimension
A regular algebraic bliss

Let's start with something simple
Like one and one ain't three
And two plus two will never get you five
There's fractions in my subtraction and X don't equal Y
But my homework is bound to multiply

Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Math sucks
(Math sucks)
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much

Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math sucks

I got so bored with my homework
I turned on the TV
The beauty contest winners
Were all smiling through their teeth

They asked the new Miss America
"Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?"
She looked puzzled then just said, "Math sucks"

Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Math sucks
(Math sucks)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it

Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math sucks

Geometry, trigonometry
And if that don't tax your brain

There are numbers too big to be named
(Too big to be named)

Numerical precision is a science
With a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children
And the Congress can't agree
Teachers and their students
Are all jousting constantly

Management and labor
Keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math sucks
(Quack, quack)
Math sucks
(Quack, quack)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it

Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Math sucks
(Math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much
But math sucks

Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one
Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one

Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one
Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one

Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one
Math sucks, math sucks
Math sucks the big one
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