Joe Nichols Everything's a Thing lyrics

Well, I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings
Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings
Cheap chirp doin' that singin'

Thing I do when I first get up
Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin' got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two

Every thing's a thing is you know what I mean
Can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is, every thing's a thing

Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin' that bumper to bumper thing

Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doin' that cell phone thing

Thing is the light's turned green
And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing
And the thing is about all this
That talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix

Every thing's a thing is you know what I mean
Can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is, every thing's a thing
If you think this song ain't worth hummin'
You got another thing comin'