John Lennon The Great Wok lyrics

Hello, hello, testing, testing
At this time of year, oh, let me first introduce myself
Maybe you have heard me before, I am the great wok
And as you know, the great wok must be done

Now, at this time of year when Brahma is in Brahma
The day of Brahma is said to last one thousand years
And its night is of equal length
Well, for us human beings, this is the end of the year now
And our minds turns towards what is laughably called the future

No mind can comprehend the infinite and absolute
Anon munsch mars stunvelly humpff, as we say in the Himalayas
Now let me tell you, my resolution for the year 1979
Is to renounce completely everything
But complete luxury and self indulgence


Now I suggest this is going to be very, very difficult, very difficult indeed
I feel it's my duty not only as a human being but as a person
Or was it not George Formy who said
"There are four billion three hundred and twenty million mortals
Or earth years which is one day of Brahma"

So, one way of looking at it is simply not to look at it at all
And that's exactly what we're going to be doing now
We'll settle down, deeply I hope and comfortably in an easy chair
And then lay back, put the incense on
Light the candles and give yourself a hard time