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Parachute on your back all right
Fall too fast, pull the line
Ripcord saves you one last time
No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team, alright
Too close to call, racing on the ass
When it got them, you dug right in
Pulled you out, they warned you twice
No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team, alright