John Williamson Little Piss Piddle lyrics

Oh, Piddle diddle diddle
You little piddle diddle diddle bum
Oh, piddle diddle diddle
You little piss piddle diddle bum
One day we got on well
Then you dropped an awful smell
Little piss piddle pooh
Little piddle diddle bum

Yeah, you're just a little dog looking for sympathy
But don't kid yourself
It won't work with me
You piddled on the floor
You piddled on the bed

And you piddled on the Christmas Tree
Yeah, you wag your little tail
But it won't work with me

Yeah, you've got buckleys looking for another bone
You piddled on the doll
And you won't leave the hose alone
Shat in my shoe
Left a poop in the dining room
I'd call the pound
But you pee'd on the telephone