Jonathan Coulton Alone At Home lyrics

I am glad to be shopping here with you
I will sit on this chair til you're through
I will wait with your purse
I won't wander off and leave it
I am glad to be shopping here with you

And you know I'll be fine by myself because
I also am alone at home
I'm alone at home

You can make one more stop at the candle store
I agree we can always do with more
You just get what you want
And we'll find someplace to keep it
We can make one more stop at the candle store

And you know we'll find room for your shit because
I also am alone at home
I'm alone at home


No I don't want you to make it up to me
I just don't want anyone to see the way we are
when we're this way
Can we just not make this a thing

We can swing by your parents' on the way
Haven't seen them at all since yesterday
We can talk about plans
For your cousin's birthday party
We can swing by your parents' on the way

And you know I'll pretend to be nice because
I also am alone at home
I'm alone at home
I'm alone at home
I'm alone at home