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Kris Kristofferson Eddie The Eunuch lyrics
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Surreal ThingEddie The Eunuch lyrics by Kris Kristofferson
Eddie the eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the eunuch is a rock 'n roll critic
Sucking like a superstar, slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time, Eddie, what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
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