Ke$ha Paris Hiltons Closet lyrics

(*K Sebert, Gottwald, Levin, & Greg Kurstin)


My best friend sarah went to europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a hummer and got arrested... like
Mel gibson.

I read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is...
No way!

I threw up in paris hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY kesha,
Those hot jimmy choos. hey paris, did I lose it on that pair too'"

Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes a lot to get kicked out of these parties
And almost get arrested... like mel gibson

I don't recall at all that I got like, fifty phone calls
Omg is that true!

I threw up in paris hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lose it

When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh no! kesha
With those hot gucci shoes. hey paris, did I lose it on that pair too'"

Of all the stupid things I've done,
I'm the proudest of this bra.
But this ones the best!

I threw up in paris hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY kesha,
With those hot jimmy choos. and those manolos and pradas and
... chloes. and you sparkly dresses. hey paris! I saw the saaaame stuff
At target.

Hey paris, whatcha gonna do'
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!

I got drunk. so drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la