Ludacris Viagra Skit lyrics

[Ludacris]
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

[911 Ladie]
9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?

[Ludacris]
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem

[911 Ladie]
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?

[Ludacris]
No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!

[911 Ladie]
Escuse me ?

[Ludacris]
I took one of them Viagras for the first time

[911 Ladie]
Word?

[Ludacris]
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one

[911 Ladie]
OK..


[Ludacris]
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over

[911 Ladie]
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..

[Ludacris]
Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help

[911 Ladie]
Hey girl, Lisa!

[Lisa]
Hmhm ?

[911 Ladie]
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

[Lisa]
I got you

[Ludacris]
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!

[Lisa]
Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way