Chris LeDoux Copenhagen Junkie lyrics

Well, I've never been afraid of much
And I never thought I need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life

But there's one thing I cant do without
And Copenhagen's what I'm talkin' about
And I love it nearly as much as I love my wife

Now when I first started chewin'
I didn't know what I was doin'
But I liked the way it helped me to relax

And a big ol' chew taste mighty good
Just the way I know Copenhagen should
But when it's gone I'm a slobberin' maniac

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'Cause when I run out of chewin'
I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

I can go without a lot of things
Like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know it wouldn't really bother me at all

I can go without coffee for a couple of days
But if you take my snooze away
I'll be climbin' like the spider up the wall

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'Cause when I run out of chewin'

I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

Well, I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak I sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south

I started eatin' like a big fat hog
Got wild and mean like a rabid dog
And start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'Cause when I run out of chewin'
I know, I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

Can I help you Sir?
Ah yeah, you got any Copenhagen
No Sir, I'm afraid we're all out, ah

I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'Cause when I run out of chewin'
I know, I'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

Ah Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when it's gone boys
I ain't feelin' exactly the way I should