MC Chris Falynn lyrics

Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
and you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium coke
but when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke
Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak

she's really cute and has a luminesence
In fact, its hard to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
but I just observed from across the way
if I was working eb games there you would not pay

I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week
Kid diggin on my speed 'cause I represent the geeks.
But I'm really hella cool, and I've had sex before
So don't figit with your digits ain' no textin, whore!

I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.

I stare at my shoes and I look away
'cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face
and then we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner
You don't want do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner


I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
But I can't talk to girls, unless the girl is a fan
But yo, I got a plan, I love it when it comes together
We'll get married and have babies
And we'll all wear matching sweaters.

Yes, I'd do her if I knew her
This is hard without computers
She don't need another stalker,or intruder to pursue her
She don't need a guy like me, whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers
Why don't you kill me baby, is it because I'm a loser?
I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves
Roll up, next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze
Hi, my name is MC, what's yours? That's great!
Want you in the worst way.
This is so our first date.

I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.

(WOW!)