I receive my big promotion, down at the lumber yard<br />
And my income tax return will soon be due<br />
I just made my last big payment on my 68 Corver<br />
The only trouble with me is you<br />
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I came up with a winnin' ticket on a ocean liner cruise<br />
And the trip and everything was planned for two<br />
And I arranged for our vacation and the time I thought we'd leave<br />
Now the only trouble, at all, is you<br />
<br />
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you<br />
And it's driving me out of my mind<br />
Hey, I've done everything a man can do<br />
And you refuse me every time<br />
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I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bet comes down<br />
And the vices that I'm guilty of, are few<br />
And everyone who knows me, says, I'm fun to be around<br />
Oh, the only trouble with me is you<br />
<br />
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you<br />
And it's driving me out of my mind<br />
Hey, I've done everything a man can do<br />
And you refuse me every time<br />
<br />
I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bet comes down<br />
And the vices