Mighty Mighty Bosstones Don't Know How To Party lyrics

Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dont Know How To Party
Don't Know How To Party
I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories I haven't had either.
Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess. I know I'm not neither. Thought
I was down as far as any man could go, thought my highs were giant size. I
know now that's not so. I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard,
don't believe a word, not a wrod, one word. It's been overblown, the truth
should be known 'til now I couldn't see. Put my cards on the table while I'm
still able, I guess I really don't know how to party. It's blown out of whack,
the truth is what's lacking, 'til now I couldn't see. The long and the short
I'd like to report, I guess I really don't know how to party. Really don't by
any shape or form. Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in the
storm don't know how but now I know I don't will it help me out? No, it
probably won't. Ten nine ain't no hero number one at bad behavior. Five, four,
three, two, what? not zero. Don't go counting on a savior. I was playing it

safe when I'd fall on my face. Entertainment was what I was after, harmless
fun, no damage done. I was out and about for the laughter. Thought I was some-
thing really something no one was gonna touch. Ace in the place, kingpin of
sin I didn't know too much. Don't believe everything you've heard, don't
believe a solitary word. It's been overblown, the truth should be known, 'til
now I couldn't see. Put my cards on the table while I'm still able I guess I
really don't know how to party. Really don't by any shape and form. Whether
straight up in the sunshine or passed out in a storm, don't know how but now I
know I don't. Will it help me out, no it probably won't. I don't have a notion
and I don't have a clue, an iota or an inkling where to start or waht to do.
The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest I ain't got. Will it help me out?
Nah, probably not.