Minutemen Spoken Word Piece lyrics

Liberal man meets conservative man
Conservative man wears his myth on his skin
Liberal man has to explain his
And keeps his shirt all buttoned up

Conservative man greets liberal man
With a well rehearsed cold stare
Liberal man replies
By issuing forth horseshit

Conservative man retaliates
By taking the concrete reality
Of the situation and lodging it, like a wedge
Right between both sides
Of liberal man's brain


Liberal man is caught off guard
By this apparent non abstraction
There is one full minute of confusion
Liberal man becomes conservative man
Conservative man becomes liberal man
War is declared

Liberal man cheats
By calling in reinforcements
Conservative man is set upon
By a mob and murdered
Said mob then turns on liberal man
And he dies a broken man