Monty Python Medical Love Song lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling and I hope you'll get well soon

My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection, how I miss you more and more
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear

I clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me

As the complete and utter failure, every time I try to pee
I'm dying from your love my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis